hey if you teach your parrot to say ‘parrot’ it’s probably as close as you’ll get to owning a pokemonMy brother tells a story about his roommate’s parrot, that everyone who came to the house would say “you’re a bird!” to it so the bird would repeat the phrase back, no big. Until one day my brother was alone in the house with it and heard it say, very quietly, “I’m a bird.” My brother almost dropped a plate.
So TMBG posted this picture of Clarissa on their facebook page last week, I noticed I had the same poster. So…then this happened.
It occurs to me only upon looking at this photo that a great deal of who I am was informed by Clarissa Explains it All.
The best use of 90s Pizza John.
A+++ Would Reblog Again
I thought this was a photomanip the first time I saw it, I though ‘someone has turned this womans ass into boobs what a weird fetish’
oh my god me too im laughing so much
THATS WHAT I THOUGHT I WAS LOOKING AT
THIS IS THE WEIRDEST ACCIDENTAL ILLUSION EVER
Gangnam Style (Glee Cast Version) [HALF SPEED]
THIS is what they loop over the loudspeakers in hell.
it sounds like demons at a strip bar and you walk in because demons took you capture and they need to take u too their boss but the boss is at a strip bar and you walk in and everythings in slow mo and theres hot demons pole dancing and you look around and theres gross demons shouting and throwing money and off to the side with a cigar is a big demon guy with a suit whispering something to a waitress and you look at them and they glare at you and then at your handcuffs