we wished upon parallel lines

thedisreputabledog:

realrobertpattinson:

hey if you teach your parrot to say ‘parrot’ it’s probably as close as you’ll get to owning a pokemon

My brother tells a story about his roommate’s parrot, that everyone who came to the house would say “you’re a bird!” to it so the bird would repeat the phrase back, no big. Until one day my brother was alone in the house with it and heard it say, very quietly, “I’m a bird.” My brother almost dropped a plate.

(Source: doglets, via geniusbutafreak)

fuckyeahfeminists:

bitchtitsagainstcapitalism:

theghostofyourliess:

Men’s Rights Activists

DEAD.

(Source: youll-never-get-me-alive, via leftfielderintherye)

fishingboatproceeds:

theadventuresofpizzajohn:

edwardspoonhands:

So TMBG posted this picture of Clarissa on their facebook page last week, I noticed I had the same poster. So…then this happened.

It occurs to me only upon looking at this photo that a great deal of who I am was informed by Clarissa Explains it All.

The best use of 90s Pizza John. 

A+++ Would Reblog Again

(via bryarly)

(via swaans)

Couldn’t let a beautiful day go to waste, so we went to play outside

(Source: gaminglulz, via killingisthesweetestthingthereis)

swasdicka:

It’s weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making

(Source: upgraders, via lookingfor-jess)

ermizhad:

videohall:

This girl is insane, I think

> It gets stranger and stranger as it goes.

> Her neighbors must hate her.

This was better than some superbowl commercials

(via pepperlilly)

nbcparksandrec:

Nothing like a man in uniform. How about six of them?

(via typesetjez)

kumquat-may:

as bad as your writing may be

it will never be as bad as green day fanfiction

(Source: farmem0, via heathermorris)

do-you-have-a-flag:

kiango:

illidong:

hellowhales:

 I thought this was a photomanip the first time I saw it, I though ‘someone has turned this womans ass into boobs what a weird fetish’

oh my god me too im laughing so much

THATS WHAT I THOUGHT I WAS LOOKING AT 

THIS IS THE WEIRDEST ACCIDENTAL ILLUSION EVER

(via my-graceless-heart)

shmacattack:

mycowgoeswhee:

fontyfresh:

istytehcrawk:

I would just like to point out that this is an actual Christmas song that plays on the radio in my area.

Ummm, Thats butt sex!

O.O

HOLY SHIT I AM CRYING

(via katiefreakinpotter)

divergentgames:

Harry Potter and the D

(Source: syringeagainstthecapital, via sunnydales)

(via backtobrittana)

palmtree19:

can’t wait to turn 18 so i can finally hear this song for the first time

(via backtobrittana)

groundchele:

barackobamastan:

Gangnam Style (Glee Cast Version) [HALF SPEED]

THIS is what they loop over the loudspeakers in hell.

it sounds like demons at a strip bar and you walk in because demons took you capture and they need to take u too their boss but the boss is at a strip bar and you walk in and everythings in slow mo and theres hot demons pole dancing and you look around and theres gross demons shouting and throwing money and off to the side with a cigar is a big demon guy with a suit whispering something to a waitress and you look at them and they glare at you and then at your handcuffs

(Source: judyfabray, via mypeponi)